Why “Yo Mama” jokes are so popular in the Black Community?

Let’s hear them and get it over with. Then I’ll tell you the history.

Yo Mama is so dumb when she went to dial 911 on the telephone she stopped then she couldn’t find the eleven on the telephone.

Yo Mama is so fat when she wore a green and white striped jacket the Superbowl mistook her for a stadium.

Yo Mama is so clumsy she tripped over a wireless phone cord.

Yo Mama is so fat the International Space Station got stuck in her orbit.

Yo Mama is so old she was Adam and Eve’s janitor.

Yo Mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

Yo Mama is so short she poses for trophy’s.

Yo Mama is so ugly the Boogie Man hired her for a week while he went on vacation.

Yo Mama is so tall she bumped her head on the moon and caused an eclipse.

Yo Mama is so loud the planet Pluto explodes each time she laughs.

Yo Mama is so fat she jumped rope once, got stuck in the air, and caused 6 months of darkness.

And last the last one for blog purposes: Yo Mama is so fat she got on a treadmill and caused the earth to switch poles.

Dissecting Yo Mama Jokes

Start with Yo Mama. Continue with “Is So”. Then place a description or action. Go a step further with an insane outcome of the description. Then zero in on the punch line which is an insult. Delivery is also important.

Such as: Yo Mama is so poor she found a paper bag and yelled “Hallelujah! A brand new house!”

And, Yo Mama went to Sea World and did a flip on dry and everybody thought Shamu escaped.

Why and how did Yo Mama jokes start?

Are Yo Mama jokes told in other cultures?

Why are Yo Daddy jokes not as popular?

Yo Mama jokes, as we know it in today’s America, started during slavery. They are also called playing the dozens. During slavery they were chained in 6’s or 12’s. 12’s were also called the dozens. More often than not they were either torn away from their mothers at birth or didn’t remember their mothers. As a way of passing time they started talking about their mothers in joking manner such as “your mother is so…….”

However, mother insults have been around for thousands of years. Cave drawings and clay tablets have been found with inscriptions of insulting someone’s mother.

Babylonian Mother insult:

“…of your mother is by the one who has intercourse with her. What/who is it?”

Mother insult in the Bible:

2 Kings 9:22 New International Version (NIV) – 22 When Joram saw Jehu he asked, “Have you come in peace, Jehu?” “How can there be peace,” Jehu replied, “as long as all the idolatry and witchcraft of your mother Jezebel abound?”

Shakespearean mother insult:

Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?”
Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo.”
Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother.”
Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother.”

Other Cultures In Today’s Time

Certain countries such as any middle eastern country does not take kindly to your mother jokes or speaking ill of one’s mother. Africa has mother insults but they are not meant to be jokes. Central and South America do not play that. They will kill you over a Yo Mama joke.

My friends from the Philippines, Japan and China did not understand that these were jokes until it was explained to them. Some did not like it and other’s caught on and started up with their own jokes.

Native Americans revere women as givers of life and are to be respected. Insulting her is usually a no, no.

The style of Yo Mama jokes as we know it have filtered to Europe.

Yo Daddy Jokes

There are more Mama jokes and Daddy jokes. On the grand scale of things talking about your Daddy is not as offensive as insulting someone who gave you life or women who give life all over the world.

Yo Mama jokes are here to stay

They’ve been around for thousands of years. The style that we know of has been around for 200 years starting with the slave trade. Whether some people like it or not they are here to stay.

The Childhood Of Cassius Clay Jr/Muhammad Ali

Before Muhammed Ali existed he was Cassius Clay Jr. A regular kid from around the block who live in the West End Louisville Kentucky. He had childhood friends, went to church, and went to the local colored school in the neighborhood.

1.Segregation

He was born in 1942 under Jim Crowe laws and segregation. He lived on Grand Street. My father and Uncle, who were very close friends with Cassius lived on Fordson Way. They all attended Virginia Avenue school for coloreds located at 3628 Virginia Avenue. The school was half a mile from Cassius house and the half way point between my father’s house and his. The red dot is my grandparents house. Cassius house is marked in green. The arrow is where the school is located.

2. Family friend ties.

My great grandfather Joseph Yancey was born in Louisville in 1873. He grew up with Herman Clay who was born in 1877. This was still fresh after slavery and black people bonded together and went to the same church and often worked the same jobs.

My grandfather Robert Yancey was born in 1919. Cassius Clay (Sr) was born in 1912. In those days the women watched the children while the man went to work. My grandfather and Cassius Clay (Sr) grew up together and were close friends until their deaths. My grandfather died in 1987. Mr. Clay died in 1990.

3. What Cassius was like as a child.

I asked my father and uncle if he went around beating folks up. My father said no. My uncle said yes. My uncle Orlando Yancey was born in 1939. My father Ronald Yancey was born in 1944. Cassius was born in 1942. The other ride or die kids that played with him was his brother Rudolf and our cousin Rudy.

My Uncle has since passed away but told me stories of how he and Cassius got along.

My Uncle’s Version

Cassius was fun to be around. He always jokes. He liked to play and laugh. He also liked to challenge my uncle. Cassius would stand on the steps of Virginia Avenue colored school and wait for my uncle and father to walk up. He would put up his fists and look at my uncle. My uncle would walk up to him and dare him to hit him. Cassius hit him. My uncle hit him back and they would wrestle and roll around on the ground in front of the school until the teacher broke them up.

It didn’t stop there. During class Cassius and my uncle would start it up between subjects. The teacher had enough of the horse play and called my grandmother and Cassius mother Mrs. Clay. She said they “was fight picking” and “horsing around”. My grandmother was furious. Not because my uncle was cutting up, but because this interrupted her soap operas. She went to the school with Mrs. Clay. They pulled the boys out of class and smacked them in the head. My grandmother told them they were “never going to amount to anything”.

Later my grandmother admitted that Cassius Clay amounted to something after all. Then she looked at my uncle. He continued whatever he was doing and ignored her.

This horseplay and fighting around continued until high school. My uncle said at one point Cassius resorted to bothering my father just to get my uncle started with the wrestling in the hall way. Cassius would slap books out of my father’s hands or snatch my father’s glasses off. Then my uncle would punch Cassius. Then they would start the wrestling.

After Cassius Clay became Muhammed Ali he would call my uncle every now and then. He told my uncle he was on his way back to Louisville to knock him out. My uncle said he had a solution, “How about I just don’t answer the door. I wave to you through the window.” My uncle used to live down by Shawnee Park. The playful taunting continued for years until somewhere along the way Cassius Clay no longer called. They would still see him from time to time and wave. Cassius was always glad to see my father and uncle. There were those surrounding him that changed the dynamic between Cassius and his childhood friends. My uncle watched Cassius funeral on TV in 2016. Then my uncle passed away in April of 2017. He missed his childhood friend.

My Father’s Version of Cassius as a child.

This is what he scanned in for me. He text me other information.

This is the other information he text:

“Muhammed Ali went to Virginia Ave school and also went to Virginia Ave Baptist Church. I been to his house on grand ave. went to central high school together. we were good friends always. he trained very hard as a boxer. all the teachers liked him. his father painted the outside of my bar on 24th street. he bought his father a house and car and he got mad”

The car he is referring to was supposedly a pink Cadillac. The problem with the car was 4 flat tires.

The house he is referring to had no LG&E (Louisville Gas and Electric) and had to running water (Louisville Water Company).

Next Text

“When I was about 10 years old me and my friend were coming home from Virginia Ave school and Muhammed Ali for some reason pushed me down on the ground and my brother came up and pushed him down. it was funny. We were all friends after that. Our fathers and mother visited each other’s homes all the time. By the way Ali’s father painted the front of my bar. Yancey’s Lounge.”

One thing my father wants the world to know is that Cassius Clay Sr not only painted the front of his bar but was a regular faithful customer and friend until the day he died.

Central High School

Central High School was the segregated colored high school. Cassius and his ride or die partners, Ronnie, Landa, Rudy and himself all went to Central High. My father was on the basketball team. They all supported each other in whatever they did. The crew would sit silent until my father got up to play. Then Cassius, his brother Rudy and my uncle would get up and make all the noise they could for my father until he got off the court. Then they sat back down totally silent.

Cassius used to invite my uncle and father to all of his initial fights. Then one day new security stepped in and stopped Cassius from inviting them. His brother Rudy had to bring them in to see Cassius. He was happy to see his childhood friends.

As Muhammed Ali began to travel and become famous my uncle and father didn’t see him as much. Communication between Cassius and my uncle and father came through the brother. Every now and again Rudy would call Cassius and they could talk directly to him. But that was far and few between.

My mother says that the last time they saw Cassius Clay was at his family’s funeral in the late 70’s or early 80’s. She can’t remember who. My grandparents and my parents went to the funeral. He was known as Muhammed Ali at that time. But at the funeral my grandfather spoke to him as Cassius Clay. The little boy who used to come to the house for dinner and play with his sons.

Before Cassius Clay Left This Earth

Cassius Clay had moved back to Louisville before he died. He was no longer able to talk. His brother Rudy called my father and uncle and let Cassius hear their voices. His brother says he smiled.

Cassius Clay Funeral

There was a price to get into the funeral and limited seats. None of Cassius Clay’s childhood friends made the cut. Some came dressed to get in and others really wanted to be there but were turned away. It was angering that those who knew him before he was famous, and those who went to school and church with him as kids were not able to go in and see their childhood friend one last time.

Other people were in there who knew Muhammed Ali the boxer. The concern was that they didn’t know Cassius Clay as the person he was.

While there are plenty of books, movies, plays, and pictures on his Muhammad Ali’s boxing career, people forget that he was once a child too. He had parents, a family, childhood friends and went to school like everybody else.

There are dozens of child hood friends of Cassius Clay who still live in Louisville. They are all 70 years old and older. If you ask them about his childhood and who he was they will tell you. They all say he was fun to be around and very charming.

 

The Slave Insurance Salesman From 1699 – 1865

The following companies Insured Slaves

New York Life Hartford who was also Aetna Georgia Insurance and Trust Company
AIG (US Life) JP Morgan Chase Nautilus Mutual Life Insurance
Aetna who was out of Hartford, Connecticut American Life Insurance Charter Oak

And Illinois Insurance

http://insurance.illinois.gov/Consumer/SlaveryInformation/SlaveryRepo…

That link does not work. But here is the contact information if you want to call and ask. Good luck!

Illinois Department of Insurance

122 S. Michigan Ave., 19th Floor

Chicago, IL 60603

(312) 814-2420

Illinois Department of Insurance

320 W. Washington St.

Springfield, IL 62767

(217) 782-4515

This is what a slave insurance business card most likely resembled

The going rate for insuring a slave was around $11 annually. This policy would ensure 3/5 of what the slave was worth.

How would the conversation even start with the slave insurance salesman?

I have a huge imagination and I can think of some crazy stuff. I’ve been blocked, reported and banned from other sites over my “creative writing“.

This conversation could start in any kind of way. I’ve narrowed it down to three most likely situations.

Number 1 – The Auction

The slave owner is at a slave auction. So is an insurance salesman. We’ll use SO for Slave Owner and IS for Insurance Salesman.

SO: (Paying money for his newly bought slave) Yewall done seent that? This here is a fine buck! A fine one!

IS: (Sees him paying for his new purchase) My good sir. Would you like to insure that n****r?

SO: I ain’t done insured none of my other n****rs so why done did start with this one ‘rych’ here?

IS: You don’t know what trouble he may cause. He may runaway, get hurt, or worse yet you have to kill him.

SO: I done reckon you is right.

IS: Then buy this insurance to protect yourself. If he gets dead you get paid.

SO: I be done did reckon I can get me some money for this here n****r. How much it be for?

OR it could have happened this way

Number 2 – The Lynching

Insurance salesman knocks on the door. Betty May the house girl answers.

IS: Girl! Go get your owner.

Betty May: Right away sir. Master Sam it’s a white man at the do’ fo’ you!

SO: You don’t have to yell like you in field. Now go git! (Betty May scurries away) Can I helpt you?

IS: I saw a n****r hanging in that oak tree down the road was that your property?

SO: Yep. Ole Black Casper done messed with my daughter and try to run away. The proper thang for me to do was killing him up like that.

IS: Was he insured? You could have $300 right now

SO: I didn’t even think about that! It is too late?

IS: No. We sign the policy now and put the death date as tomorrow, say he got hit by a wagon, and you’ll have a $300 check in one month. All you pay now is $10. And you get that $10 back with the pay out!

SO: Well then let’s do it!

OR it could have happened this way

Number 3 – The Baby

Master John is in the study going over his accounts. Sarah Lou, the house girl, runs into the study

Sarah Lou: Master! Minnie May done up and had the baby in the cookhouse! Its blood and water all over the floor!

SO: Boy or girl?

Sarah Lou: A little bitty black boy!

SO: Go Fetch Mr. Baxter from next door. He sells insurance. That little n****r needs insuring.

There are so many questions and scenarios surrounding this idea. Insurance scams are not new. People kill others for insurance all the time. I can only imagine that it was much more rampant with slave insurance due to the fact that most thought it was a waste of time to investigate a slave’s death.

Below are actual historical Slave Insurance Advertisements

   

Here is an actual Aetna slave policy filled out

Here are real policy numbers for slaves. This includes the owner’s name, slave occupation, and name of insurance.

 

Here is my final question on Slave Insurance.

When the slaves were finally freed, did these insurance companies refund the slave owners for property that was no longer valid? And if so did they get the full amount they paid into it? Or was the effective date their actual day off freedom and they only got a portion?

“When Is White History Month?”

I will give the most direct short answer to the question “When Is White History Month?”

The answer is:

January

February

March

April

May

June

July 

August

September

October

November

December

ALL 12 MONTHS ARE AND HAVE BEEN WHITE HISTORY MONTH! EACH AND EVERY MONTH!

Black history month was created in response to Black people not being recognized during the 12 White history months.

The answer to this question cannot be more direct or simple. Please tell me who is still confused on when White History month is!

President George Washington’s Slave Ona Judge Stains Ran Away During Supper

On May 21, 1796 Ona Judge Stains had simply had enough. While the first president and his wife ate dinner she ran away from the mansion and never returned to them or slavery even after they found her.

How did this start?

Long before that cherry tree incident, that we all learned about, George Washington’s father left him 10 slaves at age 11. George grew up and married Martha Dandridge Custis in 1759. He was her second husband. She brought 80 slaves to the marriage. By the time Ona Judge was born they had 150 slaves.

The birth of Ona Judge

Andrew Judge was a white indentured servant on the Washington Plantation. Betty was Martha’s personal hand-picked ‘Negress’. We won’t use the other word here. Betty and Andrew had some kind of a moment. No one knows if it was consensual or not. Betty gave birth to Ona who took her father’s last name and who was also a mullato girl born into slavery. Andrew’s contract was up in 4 years, yet, he stayed many many years after that. So did Betty. During those many years Ona became one of Martha Washington’s favorite ‘Negresses’.Ona appears to be the youngest child of Betty. Betty had two other children Austin and Delphy.
Martha Washington

Ona’s Role

Ona was a skilled seamstress like her mother Betty. She was also to help Mrs. Washington with washing, dressing, styling hair, running errands, and do personal things for Mrs. Washington. In return, Mrs. Washington kept Ona in grand style to reflect herself. She bought Ona shoes, fancy dresses, bonnets, stockings, and made sure she was fed and looking perfect for company. Ona was loyal, faithful, and did everything Mrs. Washington asked.

Why did she run?

Many reasons.

  • She was a slave. Every slave thought of running.
  • She was born into a life she didn’t ask for.
  • She wasn’t treated as badly as some other slaves but still was not treated as she liked.
  • She felt betrayed by Mrs. Washington.
  • Ona was told she would be given away to somebody she hated. Elizabeth Parke. The Washington’s granddaughter. Elizabeth was not a nice person. Her new husband was worse. One could not and would not answer to that lady. She put a plan in motion for a few months. When everything was ready she simply waited for the Washington’s to be distracted, the dinner, and she ran away.
The above statements are my guess.
The Washington’s were offended. They also felt betrayed by her actions. They were upset and couldn’t understand why Ona would do such a thing. Her sister Delphy became the wedding present since Ona left the situation.

How did they find her?

Abolitionists and free Negroes helped her get to New Hampshire. She was free. She was happy. She met a free negro. Got married and had children. Then one day Elizabeth Landgon, one of the dinner guests at the President’s mansion saw her in New Hampshire. It is believed that Elizabeth told on her.
George Washington sent people up there to bring her back. Ona refused. He went as far as to say that if she had a child it belonged to him because she was never emancipated.
I was not there nor do I know what was said, however, I can think of two words, seven letters, that start with an F and a Y. She did not give up her babies.
They continued to try to make her return and she continued to refuse. She did not go back.

How did this end?

She didn’t go back. She learned to read and write. She raised her children. He husband died in 1803. Her daughters died before she did. Her son went on to be a sailor. No record of what happened to him. She died in 1848. She was free, however, the Washington’s still had her listed as a slave.
George Washington freed his slaves upon his death.
Martha said she could not free her slaves because of her father’s will that said the slaves had to be willed to living kin. So they remained slaves after Martha’s death.

 

Here is one book written to the account of Ona Judge Stains.

Never Caught, the Story of Ona Judge: George and Martha Washington’s Courageous Slave Who Dared to Run Away; Young Readers Edition Hardcover – January 8, 2019

by Erica Armstrong Dunbar  (Author), Kathleen Van Cleve (Author)